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According To Britney Spears’ Instagram About Her Running Time, She’s The Fastest Human On The Planet
Not only has Britney Spears recently been heralded as a “communist queen” because she wants to redistribute the wealth in America, but we’ve also just learned that she is the fastest human on this planet, according to her most recent Instagram.
Yesterday she posted her time for the 100-meter dash. It reads 00:05.97, which means 5 seconds and 97…milliseconds?
She elaborated in her caption, saying at first she was running it in 9 (seconds?) but then pushed through her fear and finally ran her first 5 (seconds?) in, once again, the 100-meter dash.
And one Twitter user pointed out that, HOT FRICKETY DAMN, Britney Spears didn’t just run a fast time…she BROKE the WORLD RECORD by four entire seconds!!
In other news, @britneyspears is claiming to have broken the men’s 100m World Record by nearly 4 seconds.
The current world record holder is Usain Bolt. He’s the fastest man in the world, and his time is 9.58 seconds. Almost twice as slow as Britney’s time.
This also makes Britney only .02 seconds slower than a cheetah. Amazing!!
And while you’ve probably seen this picture of Usain leaving his competition in the dust, there’s another angle of this pic that the media doesn’t want you to see.
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And that’s this one.
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GO, BRITNEY, GO; WE ALL HAVE YOUR BACK. CAN’T WAIT TO ROOT FOR YOU AT TOKYO IN 2021!!
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Chasing 195 to win, Delhi could only score 135/9 as spinner Chakravarthy turned out to be the star bowler for KKR with his match-winning figures of 5-20.
With this win, KKR brightened their chances in the race for a spot in the playoffs. The former champions now have 12 points from 11 matches and are fourth on the leaderboard.
“The next challenge is to get into the playoffs and lift the cup for KKR,” Chakravarthy told Dinesh Karthik in a video posted by iplt20.com.
During the match against Chennai Super Kings on October 7, Chakravarthy had bowled Chennai skipper MS Dhoni. Recalling the wicket, Chakravarthy said it was a “surreal” experience and he will cherish that moment.
Five-star #KKR win decoded with Varun & DKHe was the star of the day with 5 wickets in his bag & he couldn’t than… https://t.co/IDUH7PGxRo
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“It felt very surreal. I was a net bowler and before that, I used to go to Chepauk stadium to see the matches. To take the wicket of Dhoni was surreal and I will definitely cherish that moment in my life,” he said.
Chakravarthy is also happy to play alongside Karthik and said: “It feels great to play alongside DK as I started with wicketkeeping because of DK. So it feels great to be standing next to him. I have huge respect for him for what he has done for Tamil Nadu and India. I feel privileged to play under him.”
While Rana (81) and Narine (64) helped KKR post a winning total of 194 in 20 overs, mystery spinner Chakravarthy bagged 5/20 to choke the Capitals middle order.
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Rana revelled in his role as an opener and hit 13 fours and a six in an aggressive knock. The left-hander, who didn’t have a good start to the season, scored his second half-century, his first having come against the same opponent in their away tie in Sharjah.
However, the Knights were off to a wobbly start, losing their first three wickets in 8 overs with just 44 on the board. Having crumbled for 84 in their last match against RCB, KKR were once again staring down the barrel.
But Rana came to the rescue, taking the attack to the experienced R Ashwin, whose three overs yielded 45 runs. Walking in at No.5, Narine too joined the party, hitting Ashwin for towering sixes in the back-end of the innings during a 115-run partnership.
IPL 2020: Chakravarthy five-for against Delhi keeps Kolkata in play-off race
In reply, the Capitals put up a shoddy batting display, managing only 135/9 in 20 overs.
The Knights still have to win their next three matches to secure a place in the top four. If they lose one of the remaining matches and finish on 16 points, things could get tricky.
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